I've thought of mixing this and I've always had this completely un-founded fear that doing something as un-holy as that would somehow make me verry ill... like a chemical reaction would occur between the two sauces and it would turn to acid ....
We joked about that. How 10 years in the future we'll be in a hospital, and after an extensive amount of tests, the doctor looks up from his clipboard. "You didn't eat a Whopper and a Big Mac together did you?" We'd sheepishly say yes. He close up the clipboard. "There is nothing I can do."
You're gonna miss everything cool and die angry. — Patton Oswalt
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