It's like they said "Remember the part in 2 where we flipped the car to knock the bomb off? Let focus on that this time around."
It was so over the top crazy, me and my buddy couldn't stop laughing. A couple of times, we wanted to high 5 over the absurdness. A couple of times, we wanted to high 5 the movie. Two bad we were the only ones having fun in the theater. It opened in #8 at Crystal Palace.
Now, one to the finer points. I'll include spoilers as the movie makes zero sense anyways.
- Yes, he takes off his shirt during every fight, for some reason. - Yes, he fights obscene amount of guys (all martial artists), including a giant (who throws him through a brick wall, yes, a brick wall. Don't worry, it don't slow down our transporter. - Some awesome MacGyvering takes place. This I will not spoil exactly what, you'll know it when you see it. - The villain won't stop monologuing during the end.
The only actually lame part was, in this kind of movie, I don't expect realism. But at least if you are going to do extreme cuts and editing, don't insult me by also undercranking the camera and make the cars go extra fast Benny Hill style.
You're gonna miss everything cool and die angry. — Patton Oswalt